Lieutenants, militia captains, report in. I want your status, location, resources, and what you've observed so far ( Read more... )

Six months. Honestly... What kind of idiocy...

[This is filtered from drones. There's a pause here as Olivier clears her throat; yes, she is so pissed off that she is thinking out loud for a moment.]Before any of you assholes say "I told you so", I'm well aware of what I said when I started, and that I'm facing a more formidable enemy than I ( Read more... )

[HELLO MAYFIELD! In addition to the following announcements/calls, people who care will notice that Olivier has not killed, maimed, or threatened anyone in over a week! In fact, she's been rather reclusive and/or totally out of it when seen ( Read more... )

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To everyone who heard my call Sunday, rest assured that I am fine. However, be aware that the man name--

[There is a brief pause. Then laughter. Twinkling, beautiful laughter.]

Oh dear! Why on earth did I pick up the phone? I can't even remember. I wonder if it was to ask for any apple pie recipes... Or maybe it was the potato salad. Ah ( Read more... )

[This message goes ONLY to homes with ZERO ADULT DRONES. Homes with adult drones may overhear this at a friend's house, or they will receive a personal invitation. Yes, Olivier is going to show up at your door. Possibly with Prussia. They will not be leaving until they know whether or not you are attending--and you better be attending ( Read more... )

[Olivier was not too pleased that she heard from Hawkeye, Selim, and her baby bro. She knows it's all a conspiracy, but she's a bit riled. Her voice sounds irritated for all of the following:]

[Filtered to Jolt]
You live on Williams, correct? Have you heard of someone named "Mogget" before?

[Filtered to RED Pyro, Jolt, BLU Scout, Coraline, Alice ( Read more... )